King and a guy dressed like a creepy clown/jester walk into a room that looks like a cross between a BDSM torture studio and a magic shop
Pandora challenges him to a game "between two dark magicians"
King accepts the challenge and makes sure to lecture his opponent on how he shuffles his deck improperly
Things go awry, however, when Pandora reveals the twist on their game - both players are shackled in place, and the losers will literally have their legs buzzsawed off
King is furious and demands to know if Pandora enjoy games that kill others, which earns the expected answer
Having no patience for This Shit, King resolves to beat Pandora's ass into the dirt - which he does, I cut out like all of the card game but you can guess what happens
With victory for King assured, he sits back to watch Pandora get his legs buzzsawed off
Pandora pulls out a key to free himself - because he's a cheater - but for some reason stops (King doesn't know why)
By the time the buzzsaw is cutting into Pandora's leg, King gets wrenched out of his own body - and gets a bizarre out-of-body view of Yugi rushing to save Pandora at the last second (because King wasn't going to)
The name "Yugi" isn't blurred out, but King has the strong sense that it isn't his name.
Takeaways: ★ there's definitely a lot of mage/magician imagery going on here ★ his life before Imeeji was literally a trauma game lol ★ DOWN 2 FIGHT ANYWHERE ANYTIME ★ he definitely seems to be sharing a body with someone, and that someone seems to be the kid from Anubis's memories ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ★ Yugi is apparently a better person than he is
King and a friend are visiting a museum where an Ancient Egyptian tablet is on display
The tablet depicts someone who is CLEARLY King (who tf else has hair like that), and he's 100% convinced that yes, this is him
Perhaps much more alarmingly, it also seems to depict Intensity!
It also seems that he exists in the present day because his soul has been sealed in the Millennium Puzzle for 3000 years
Fortunately Ishizu waltzes in just in time to plot dump, by confirming that he is indeed the lost Pharaoh and he's going to have to go on a tedious fetch quest to regain his memories
King and Kaiba/Intensity (!) are strolling along a city street, presumably minding their own damn business, when a little masked goblin leaps down from a nearby rooftop and locks Intensity's duel disk
He calls it a "Duelist's Chastity Belt" and that's the official Viz translation, we cannot make this shit up
Anyway, Kaiba is REAL MAD and informs this guy that touching his duel disk is in fact punishable with death, which seems reasonable enough
It turns out the little goblin man is actually blackmailing the two of them into a duel - by holding King's friend Jounouchi's life on the line, and by holding Kaiba's.... trading cards on the line
The two angrily agree and meet their opponents on top of the skyscraper, where it's revealed this will be a duel to the death - bombs rigged to explode will send the losers tumbling through the center of the skyscraper to their deaths on the ground floor
The Masks taunt them, but both of them just respond with "FIGHT ME"
The memory ends there so maybe they both fell through a skyscraper to their deaths and ended up in Imeeji, we REALLY don't know at this juncture
Takeaways: ★ Intensity is just an unavoidable part of his life apparently! ★ YGO continues to be a trauma game all of the time ★ Blackmailing the safety of loved ones is a GREAT way to leverage King to do whatever you want ★ dtf (down to FIGHT) ★ Duelist's Chastity Belt ★ What the hell is a "God card"??? ★ why can't we just play some nice peaceful card games in this house
Ep 203 idk probably i'm not double-checking; wholesale stealing scenes that the anime actually did better and nobody can stop me!!!!!
King stands on a sandstone balcony overlooking the city, apparently deep in thought, when a man wearing a golden ring around his neck approaches from behind and kneels down. King greets him as Mahad.
Mahad: My King, please accept my apologies for the disruption, but it is not wise for you to be outside alone.
King glances back out at the city for a moment before turning back to Mahad.
King: Perhaps you're right. It's not safe here. We should go.
Mahad: Yes, stay close--
Mahad looks away, seemingly guilty, before continuing.
Mahad: ...especially after today.
They begin heading into the palace, down an elaborately decorated hallway.
Mahad: One can never be too cautious.
As if on cue, a loud thunk! comes from one of the large ornate vases lining the hallway. Both stop in their tracks, staring.
King: Did you hear that?
Mahad immediately moves between King and the vase.
Mahad: Stay behind me.
Suddenly, girl hurls herself out of the vase and leaps at King, latching onto him. King himself is too startled to protest.
Mahad: Mana, what are you doing?!
Mahad scruff her like a cat and pulls her off of King. Mana immediately begins protesting.
Mana: What, I can't pay a visit to my oldest friend? I just miss him, that's all. After all these years of practicing magic together, we're practically family! Ever since he's become the new Pharaoh, we haven't been able to talk at all.
Mahad crosses his arms, unimpressed.
Mahad: It has only been one day, and things are not like they used to be. Do you not see, he's the King of Egypt now, and does not have time for--
Mana gives Mahad a sly look.
Mana: Is that why you've been doing all the talking for him?
Mahad: That is not true! How did you get past the guards, anyway?
Mana: Well, my magic's been improving.
All three glance down the stairway, where the palace guards stand, utterly frozen in place.
Mahad: Do not tell me you used your freezing spell. We need them to guard the palace!
Mana and King exchange a glance, but Mana doesn't seem very apologetic, and King doesn't admonish her... likely because Mahad is already doing it, and also because it's pretty funny.
Mana: Oops, sorry!
She lifts her hand and intones "I release thee." The guards flash with a pink glow, but... don't un-freeze.
Mana: Uh oh...
Mahad: Your magic's improving, is it?
Mana conjures up a large spell book and begins frantically flipping through it while Mahad looks deeply exasperated in the background.
Mana: It's in here somewhere... let's see, turning humans into toads, getting rid of bad breath... ah, the freeze spell!
Mahad: Just hurry up.
King doesn't intervene, just watches in amusement as they argue, content to be in the company of friends.
Takeaways: ★ All of his previous memories took place in the modern day, so this is the first to actually be from his life in ancient Egypt. His view off the balcony is 100% undeniably the ancient capitol. ★ Something bad happened to cause heightened security, but it's not clear what - an assassination attempt, maybe? It would explain why Mahad is so worried about King staying close. ★ MAHAD. Even from just this brief memory, King trusts him implicitly. He also looks strangely similar to the Dark Magician card he'd played in previous dueling memories....? ★ Mahad was wearing what clearly looked like a Millennium Item ★ MANA!!! Apparently they grew up together and have also conducted their magical studies together. ★ To that point, he had magical studies, period. It's a brief glimpse of the kind of training he received as prince. ★ FRIENDSHIP DERE ★ Casually hexing the palace guards in the middle of a security lockdown... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ★ When Mana complains that King is too busy to spend time with her these days, Mahad reminds her it's only been one day - which means this must be one day after King's coronation. So what happened to his father, exactly...? ★ This memory also comes with a generic infodump on basic ancient Egypt every day life things: language, religion, culture, food, etc.
Yugi is standing on the roof of a hospital, King doing his incorporeal ghost projection thing beside him while they talk (which freaks the nurses out, who can't see or hear him)
Yugi is talking about how excited he is to be out of the hospital, when King interjects to thank him for putting the Millennium Puzzle back together in "the fire"
Yugi says that Jou was really the one who saved them, then asks King about something "The Millennium Ring personality" said: if the one who solves the Millennium Puzzle has the duty of awakening "the king's" memories, does that make him a king...?
King can't answer him, of course; he doesn't remember anything about himself, including where he came from. All he knows is that he exists within the Puzzle, and can only interact with the world through Yugi when Yugi is wearing it.
He goes on to muse about a stone tablet in Egypt that seems meant to house the Millennium Items, and how they may be able to find some answers there...
But Yugi gets IMMEDIATELY upset from just hinting at that turn in conversation, and frantically tries to change the subject to something else
King barrels right on anyway, assuring Yugi that he's fine never pursuing those answers, as long as they can stay together. Yugi echoes the sentiment and offers to give King all of his own memories instead.
Before either of them can ruminate on this too hard, their friends arrive early to pick Yugi up from the hospital
Takeaways; IT'S ONLY FIVE PAGES BUT THERE'S A LOT TO UNPACK HERE
★ King will immediately know this takes place after Yugi's first memory where he re-assembled the broken Puzzle in a large fire. Apparently he spent time in the hospital for it but recovered okay! RELIEF. ★ Solid, bluntly stated confirmation of what's mostly been implied or assumed in past memories: that his soul is, in fact, trapped within the Millennium Puzzle and he can only interact with the world by body snatching Yugi. FeelsBadMan ★ It's implied that Yugi has the Millennium Puzzle at all because of some ~chosen one~ bullshit, since he was able to complete it and thus inherit the task of finding King's memories ★ Another of the Millennium Items, the Ring, apparently has a "personality" living inside of it too...? For King, this will cast immediate suspicion upon Anubis and Nine-Nine ★ Confirmation that he has total and complete amnesia, even back home (for fuck's sake), but from another memory he already knows that he's a pharaoh who was sealed away, so the answer to Yugi's question is "yes" ★ He apparently cares for Yugi so much that he would be fine never getting his memories back as long as they can be together forever. Surely this won't have a heartbreaking outcome! ★ FINALLY SEES ANUBIS AND THEIR OTHER FRIENDS IN A MEMORY, WOW
★ +900000 more Yugi dere if that's even possible. THEY'RE GAY HAROLD
Some fuckin idiot named Shadi decides he wants to learn about the Millennium Puzzle's hidden ability by using his own Millennium Item (the Key) to enter Yugi's soul and find out, instead of just like, asking i guess
Upon discovering that Yugi's soul is divided into two halves - Atem's and Yugi's - Shadi immediately comes to the rational assumption that the answers will be hidden in the creepy horror terror half
HEEERE'S JOHNNY
Atem menaces him for a hot second and then gets around to asking him what the FUCK he thinks he's doing walking into his soul, which earns him an infodump about the Millennium Items and the Egyptian Book of the Dead and goodness gracious shut up Shadi
And then Atem is like "ok" and tortures him a little with a dark game
After playing with his food for a while, he saves Shadi and kicks him out with an ominous warning
Shadi returns the Millennium Puzzle to Yugi, who is, precious boy, oblivious to everything
Takeaways; ★ Two more of the Millennium Items and their abilities; the Key, to look into people's souls, and the Scales, to judge people's souls ★ The hidden ability of the Millennium Puzzle is still not clear...?? ★ The inside of his soul is apparently very cold, dark, crypt-like, and an unfathomable maze full of horrors. N..neat... ★ Heartgames are YGO canon down to every last detail and Atem doesn't approve thank you ★ [MIND/SOUL TAMPERING SQUICK INTENSIFIES] ★ This is gonna be extra funny in like two weeks
This memory is of an incomprehensible, endless maze. The entire place is cold like a crypt and draped in shadows that stick to every wall and corner that's more than a few feet away.
In it, King(...?) does nothing but wander the maze for an unknowable length of time - some doors lead to more maze, others to more doors, others to walls or stairs going nowhere. Some lead into nothing but a dark void, and others into rooms rigged with traps - traps he never sets off himself. And absolutely everywhere, no matter where, there's those oppressive shadows.
This goes on. And on. And on. And on. Ą̖ṋ̢͇̗͍̲̪d̘͖̘ o͔͕̖̬̜͓n͖̦̩̻̘̩̹̕. A̿̌̆n͋ͤ̉ďͦ ̽҉o̶nͤͩ̅ͤ̆͗͝. Ā̶͔̱̟̮ͯ́ņ͔̼̟ͪd̶̖̮̙̘͗̂̂ͅ ̖̲̤͓̤̙͚̋ͮ̋͂ͥ͂̾ǒ̿n͍̠̞̗̳̠̄ͩͯ.̡̮̯̃ͧ̅ Ạ̡͉͇͓͍̱͇͙ͪͯ̕͢n̵̢͇͎̼̭̥̱̘̊̇͊̈͑̔͝d̨͙̰̘̫̂̆̃ͪ̏̇̔ ̨̛̱̥̞̗͕̟̻͉ͤͨ̋ͮ͌͞o͕̤̗̭̙̝̤͓ͯͯ͊̓͋̊n̶̗͖ͥ͛̚.̖ͤͣ̈́͠ Ǎ̓̉̒̒̀̐̾̌̽͘҉̟̭̞̭̜̫̳̲͎nͦ̊͗͌̍̅͏̮̳͔͕̼̮̱̱̼͙̳̰͠ͅd̢̬̙̠̳̩̞͖̩̮̜̥̣͉̗̰̘̦̓́̈́́̏͗ ̻̖̬̲̦͚͉̙͔̗̲̺̘̓͂ͧ͆͒̈́ơ̶̵̶̼̠̖̘͒̀͗̉̅̅̍͐͒̂̈̾̾̌̈̎̓ͣn̊ͫ̈ͩ̾̾͌ͫ̂͂̾̈́̑́ͪͩ̚̚͏̷̮̯͍͍͇̣̝͖̗͍̀͡.̛͚̝̪̗̖͔̞̖̖̫͎̮̭̤̝̗̝̄̈́̑ͯ̎̀͟ͅͅ ̶̡̞͚͇̗͉̙̞̝̜̫͕̰͙̎ͥ̂͝͝A̷͈͈̪̼̠̖̤͍̲̭͓̣̟͎̪͎͗̔͆̀̈̄̇͂̀̑̆̾ͨ͒̓̒̾̓́̚n̞̮̼͓͈̼̙̝̪͇̥̩̲̦̒́͋ͨ͝͠͡͡ḑ̶͙̯̹̤̟̻̰͎͓̖͓̫̞͖͈̺̐̎̂̓̾͆̽̅ͪ̉ͬ̑̌̓̀̚͟ͅͅ ̷̛̮̪̘͈̓͆̿̈́̑ͫ̒̈́̆͑̅ͫ̂ͫ̑͞o̴̜͉̘͖̖̙̩̥̬̣̤͙̟̯̦̥͙̔ͩ͋͒̉͂̊ͩ͟͡n̷̢̝͉̬̞̩͚̲̪̺̫̱͕̟̹̮͑ͥ̍̓͋͌̆ͬ͗̾ͦ͌ͬͯͬͥ̓̈́̀͠.̵̧̺̠͖̯̬̩̦̠̬̬̘͈͓̙̼͙͉ͫ̆̀̏̃͑͘͘ ̶̢̫̞̗̺̤͎̹ͧ̒̍͑͘Aͩ̔͑̒ͫ̾ͬͧ҉̢͔͈̘͙͖̲͓̠͉̜ͅnͯͬ͂̄҉͘͏̢̠̜̲͖̘̯̀d̷͂́͌̐͐ͮ̉̆̾͢͏̸̴̤͙͓̼̥͖̪̣̺̹͇̭ ̴̴̧̰̼̱̤̰̼̫͈̩͍̗ͨ̈́̔̈́͆̐ͨ̐̇ͣ͋̉̾̂̚̕o̶͆̇̅͐ͦ̈́ͥͯͭ͑͜҉̮̟̦̜̀n̷̢̎ͯ̈͛͑́͒̌̓̀͊͗ͥ͑҉͓̞̥͔̝̱̮̖͕̯̱̖̫̹͇.̷̨̘̣̝̪͙̬̗͍̖͕̮̰̭͙̤̘̫̈̊ͯͬ̑̂̈ͧ̿͌͑͝ ̴̭̻̱ͭ̽͒̽̔͌̿̍͊͑͛ͪ͘͟Ą̔ͨ̂̆ͥͯͨͭ͏̺͕̩̺̤̲̙̦͚̫̭͉̳̩n̨̛͇̠̥̣͎̔̓̔͋ͣͤ̾̀͘͞d̶̢͇̮̜̙̯̟̞̰̞̭͑̄ͣͮ̃̉̐̉̈́̏̕ ̧̘͙̣̺͎̳͉͎̘͚̺͔͙̪̣͎̣̈̒ͯ̓ͦ͐ͣ͊̓ͨͬͧ̔ͩͥͨ̀́͞o̝̘̺̲̠̲̭̎̿ͧ̆̾̈ͤ̆̈́̃̿̐̉̓ͨ̆͘͜͡n̸̛̙͓̦̲͚̥̬̣͛͆ͭͤ͘.̨̙͍̼̞̝̗̓̽ͣ
This memory covers several days in the life during his childhood. If you think I'm gonna write all that out you're a fool, but here are bullet points:
A myriad of classes: financials, politics, scribing (for multiple forms of writing, formal and otherwise), some of which he may or may not fall asleep on the scrolls for.
One class he does excel in is magic, taught by Mahad, from a previous memory. Mana takes this class with him, as Mahad's student, which means Mahad has to wrangle two children laughing behind their hands and practicing spells on each other all day. RIP.
He and Mana definitely run off on horseback in the middle of the day at least once, while frantic servants scramble to find them and bring them back.
Observing Ancient Egyptian court proceeding - his father and his council of priests handling political matters as well as hearing grievances from the people. In other words, they're also the justice system.
Mana pushing him into the lily pool in the palace gardens at least twice.
And a few memories of his father - who he views as unfailingly strong and kind. The advice he gives after every court observation is for King to always follow what he feels is right, no matter what, and not to waver.
Takeaways; ★ He remembers A LOT MORE about Ancient Egypt with this memory ★ He now has a functional grasp of his magic ability but obviously can't use it anymore. Frustrating!! ★ Father dere ★ Mana dere ★ Remembering how to horse!!!! As well as remembering his own horse, who we're never given a name for. FINE, MAYBE THE STABLES WERE AN OK IDEA. WHATEVER.
YUGI STRAIGHT-UP TRICKS HIM INTO GOING ON A DATE WITH ANZU, which goes as follows:
Awkward silence
Dunking on Yugi's terrible fashion sense
At least one identity crisis
Anzu being VERY cute and VERY supportive anyway
Anzu completely trouncing some gross dude's ass at DDR. Hot.
Takeaways; ★ Just fucking utterly hopeless until you throw GAMES AND CHALLENGES!!! into the mix. Then it's fine. ★ Yugi is a devious lil shit with bad fashion sense (but priority #1 remains Yugi at all times) ★ It was Anzu's influence that kicked his ass out of just going with the status quo, for better or for worse ★ ANZU IS!!! SUCH A GOOD GIRL!!!!!!
Takeaways; ★ We're not talking about Intensity's ancient Egypt doppelganger literally ever, thanks ★ Apparently in Egypt there were no card game fights, but real life horrifying spirit-on-spirit battles ★ Hotter Nine-Nine is a fucking shithead ★ Are the Millennium Items concentrated evil or not?? ★ King just straight out of fucks, as expected
Takeaways; ★ Yeah, so, we definitely have horrifying spirit-on-spirit battles in Ancient Egypt, personal damage and all ("ka" and "ba") ★ Haha get wrecked Seto
01 ★ Pandora's creepy murder dungeon
The name "Yugi" isn't blurred out, but King has the strong sense that it isn't his name.
Takeaways:
★ there's definitely a lot of mage/magician imagery going on here
★ his life before Imeeji was literally a trauma game lol
★ DOWN 2 FIGHT ANYWHERE ANYTIME
★ he definitely seems to be sharing a body with someone, and that someone seems to be the kid from Anubis's memories ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
★ Yugi is apparently a better person than he is
02 ★ the pharaoh's memories
Takeaways:
★ ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
03 ★ explosive tag team match of death
Takeaways:
★ Intensity is just an unavoidable part of his life apparently!
★ YGO continues to be a trauma game all of the time
★ Blackmailing the safety of loved ones is a GREAT way to leverage King to do whatever you want
★ dtf (down to FIGHT)
★ Duelist's Chastity Belt
★ What the hell is a "God card"???
★ why can't we just play some nice peaceful card games in this house
04 ★ mahad & mana
King stands on a sandstone balcony overlooking the city, apparently deep in thought, when a man wearing a golden ring around his neck approaches from behind and kneels down. King greets him as Mahad.
Mahad: My King, please accept my apologies for the disruption, but it is not wise for you to be outside alone.
King glances back out at the city for a moment before turning back to Mahad.
King: Perhaps you're right. It's not safe here. We should go.
Mahad: Yes, stay close--
Mahad looks away, seemingly guilty, before continuing.
Mahad: ...especially after today.
They begin heading into the palace, down an elaborately decorated hallway.
Mahad: One can never be too cautious.
As if on cue, a loud thunk! comes from one of the large ornate vases lining the hallway. Both stop in their tracks, staring.
King: Did you hear that?
Mahad immediately moves between King and the vase.
Mahad: Stay behind me.
Suddenly, girl hurls herself out of the vase and leaps at King, latching onto him. King himself is too startled to protest.
Mahad: Mana, what are you doing?!
Mahad scruff her like a cat and pulls her off of King. Mana immediately begins protesting.
Mana: What, I can't pay a visit to my oldest friend? I just miss him, that's all. After all these years of practicing magic together, we're practically family! Ever since he's become the new Pharaoh, we haven't been able to talk at all.
Mahad crosses his arms, unimpressed.
Mahad: It has only been one day, and things are not like they used to be. Do you not see, he's the King of Egypt now, and does not have time for--
Mana gives Mahad a sly look.
Mana: Is that why you've been doing all the talking for him?
Mahad: That is not true! How did you get past the guards, anyway?
Mana: Well, my magic's been improving.
All three glance down the stairway, where the palace guards stand, utterly frozen in place.
Mahad: Do not tell me you used your freezing spell. We need them to guard the palace!
Mana and King exchange a glance, but Mana doesn't seem very apologetic, and King doesn't admonish her... likely because Mahad is already doing it, and also because it's pretty funny.
Mana: Oops, sorry!
She lifts her hand and intones "I release thee." The guards flash with a pink glow, but... don't un-freeze.
Mana: Uh oh...
Mahad: Your magic's improving, is it?
Mana conjures up a large spell book and begins frantically flipping through it while Mahad looks deeply exasperated in the background.
Mana: It's in here somewhere... let's see, turning humans into toads, getting rid of bad breath... ah, the freeze spell!
Mahad: Just hurry up.
King doesn't intervene, just watches in amusement as they argue, content to be in the company of friends.
Takeaways:
★ All of his previous memories took place in the modern day, so this is the first to actually be from his life in ancient Egypt. His view off the balcony is 100% undeniably the ancient capitol.
★ Something bad happened to cause heightened security, but it's not clear what - an assassination attempt, maybe? It would explain why Mahad is so worried about King staying close.
★ MAHAD. Even from just this brief memory, King trusts him implicitly. He also looks strangely similar to the Dark Magician card he'd played in previous dueling memories....?
★ Mahad was wearing what clearly looked like a Millennium Item
★ MANA!!! Apparently they grew up together and have also conducted their magical studies together.
★ To that point, he had magical studies, period. It's a brief glimpse of the kind of training he received as prince.
★ FRIENDSHIP DERE
★ Casually hexing the palace guards in the middle of a security lockdown... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
★ When Mana complains that King is too busy to spend time with her these days, Mahad reminds her it's only been one day - which means this must be one day after King's coronation. So what happened to his father, exactly...?
★ This memory also comes with a generic infodump on basic ancient Egypt every day life things: language, religion, culture, food, etc.
05 ★ "you can have my memories"
Takeaways;
IT'S ONLY FIVE PAGES BUT THERE'S A LOT TO UNPACK HERE
★ King will immediately know this takes place after Yugi's first memory where he re-assembled the broken Puzzle in a large fire. Apparently he spent time in the hospital for it but recovered okay! RELIEF.
★ Solid, bluntly stated confirmation of what's mostly been implied or assumed in past memories: that his soul is, in fact, trapped within the Millennium Puzzle and he can only interact with the world by body snatching Yugi. FeelsBadMan
★ It's implied that Yugi has the Millennium Puzzle at all because of some ~chosen one~ bullshit, since he was able to complete it and thus inherit the task of finding King's memories
★ Another of the Millennium Items, the Ring, apparently has a "personality" living inside of it too...? For King, this will cast immediate suspicion upon Anubis and Nine-Nine
★ Confirmation that he has total and complete amnesia, even back home (for fuck's sake), but from another memory he already knows that he's a pharaoh who was sealed away, so the answer to Yugi's question is "yes"
★ He apparently cares for Yugi so much that he would be fine never getting his memories back as long as they can be together forever. Surely this won't have a heartbreaking outcome!
★ FINALLY SEES ANUBIS AND THEIR OTHER FRIENDS IN A MEMORY, WOW
★ +900000 more Yugi dere if that's even possible. THEY'RE GAY HAROLD
06 ★ fuckin shadi #1/??????
Takeaways;
★ Two more of the Millennium Items and their abilities; the Key, to look into people's souls, and the Scales, to judge people's souls
★ The hidden ability of the Millennium Puzzle is still not clear...??
★ The inside of his soul is apparently very cold, dark, crypt-like, and an unfathomable maze full of horrors. N..neat...
★ Heartgames are YGO canon down to every last detail and Atem doesn't approve thank you
★ [MIND/SOUL TAMPERING SQUICK INTENSIFIES]
★ This is gonna be extra funny in like two weeks
07 ★ 3000 years in the millennium puzzle
This memory is of an incomprehensible, endless maze. The entire place is cold like a crypt and draped in shadows that stick to every wall and corner that's more than a few feet away.
In it, King(...?) does nothing but wander the maze for an unknowable length of time - some doors lead to more maze, others to more doors, others to walls or stairs going nowhere. Some lead into nothing but a dark void, and others into rooms rigged with traps - traps he never sets off himself. And absolutely everywhere, no matter where, there's those oppressive shadows.
This goes on. And on. And on. And on. Ą̖ṋ̢͇̗͍̲̪d̘͖̘ o͔͕̖̬̜͓n͖̦̩̻̘̩̹̕. A̿̌̆n͋ͤ̉ďͦ ̽҉o̶nͤͩ̅ͤ̆͗͝. Ā̶͔̱̟̮ͯ́ņ͔̼̟ͪd̶̖̮̙̘͗̂̂ͅ ̖̲̤͓̤̙͚̋ͮ̋͂ͥ͂̾ǒ̿n͍̠̞̗̳̠̄ͩͯ.̡̮̯̃ͧ̅ Ạ̡͉͇͓͍̱͇͙ͪͯ̕͢n̵̢͇͎̼̭̥̱̘̊̇͊̈͑̔͝d̨͙̰̘̫̂̆̃ͪ̏̇̔ ̨̛̱̥̞̗͕̟̻͉ͤͨ̋ͮ͌͞o͕̤̗̭̙̝̤͓ͯͯ͊̓͋̊n̶̗͖ͥ͛̚.̖ͤͣ̈́͠ Ǎ̓̉̒̒̀̐̾̌̽͘҉̟̭̞̭̜̫̳̲͎nͦ̊͗͌̍̅͏̮̳͔͕̼̮̱̱̼͙̳̰͠ͅd̢̬̙̠̳̩̞͖̩̮̜̥̣͉̗̰̘̦̓́̈́́̏͗ ̻̖̬̲̦͚͉̙͔̗̲̺̘̓͂ͧ͆͒̈́ơ̶̵̶̼̠̖̘͒̀͗̉̅̅̍͐͒̂̈̾̾̌̈̎̓ͣn̊ͫ̈ͩ̾̾͌ͫ̂͂̾̈́̑́ͪͩ̚̚͏̷̮̯͍͍͇̣̝͖̗͍̀͡.̛͚̝̪̗̖͔̞̖̖̫͎̮̭̤̝̗̝̄̈́̑ͯ̎̀͟ͅͅ ̶̡̞͚͇̗͉̙̞̝̜̫͕̰͙̎ͥ̂͝͝A̷͈͈̪̼̠̖̤͍̲̭͓̣̟͎̪͎͗̔͆̀̈̄̇͂̀̑̆̾ͨ͒̓̒̾̓́̚n̞̮̼͓͈̼̙̝̪͇̥̩̲̦̒́͋ͨ͝͠͡͡ḑ̶͙̯̹̤̟̻̰͎͓̖͓̫̞͖͈̺̐̎̂̓̾͆̽̅ͪ̉ͬ̑̌̓̀̚͟ͅͅ ̷̛̮̪̘͈̓͆̿̈́̑ͫ̒̈́̆͑̅ͫ̂ͫ̑͞o̴̜͉̘͖̖̙̩̥̬̣̤͙̟̯̦̥͙̔ͩ͋͒̉͂̊ͩ͟͡n̷̢̝͉̬̞̩͚̲̪̺̫̱͕̟̹̮͑ͥ̍̓͋͌̆ͬ͗̾ͦ͌ͬͯͬͥ̓̈́̀͠.̵̧̺̠͖̯̬̩̦̠̬̬̘͈͓̙̼͙͉ͫ̆̀̏̃͑͘͘ ̶̢̫̞̗̺̤͎̹ͧ̒̍͑͘Aͩ̔͑̒ͫ̾ͬͧ҉̢͔͈̘͙͖̲͓̠͉̜ͅnͯͬ͂̄҉͘͏̢̠̜̲͖̘̯̀d̷͂́͌̐͐ͮ̉̆̾͢͏̸̴̤͙͓̼̥͖̪̣̺̹͇̭ ̴̴̧̰̼̱̤̰̼̫͈̩͍̗ͨ̈́̔̈́͆̐ͨ̐̇ͣ͋̉̾̂̚̕o̶͆̇̅͐ͦ̈́ͥͯͭ͑͜҉̮̟̦̜̀n̷̢̎ͯ̈͛͑́͒̌̓̀͊͗ͥ͑҉͓̞̥͔̝̱̮̖͕̯̱̖̫̹͇.̷̨̘̣̝̪͙̬̗͍̖͕̮̰̭͙̤̘̫̈̊ͯͬ̑̂̈ͧ̿͌͑͝ ̴̭̻̱ͭ̽͒̽̔͌̿̍͊͑͛ͪ͘͟Ą̔ͨ̂̆ͥͯͨͭ͏̺͕̩̺̤̲̙̦͚̫̭͉̳̩n̨̛͇̠̥̣͎̔̓̔͋ͣͤ̾̀͘͞d̶̢͇̮̜̙̯̟̞̰̞̭͑̄ͣͮ̃̉̐̉̈́̏̕ ̧̘͙̣̺͎̳͉͎̘͚̺͔͙̪̣͎̣̈̒ͯ̓ͦ͐ͣ͊̓ͨͬͧ̔ͩͥͨ̀́͞o̝̘̺̲̠̲̭̎̿ͧ̆̾̈ͤ̆̈́̃̿̐̉̓ͨ̆͘͜͡n̸̛̙͓̦̲͚̥̬̣͛͆ͭͤ͘.̨̙͍̼̞̝̗̓̽ͣ
Takeaways;
★ YIKES
08 ★ a crash course in being prince of Egypt
This memory covers several days in the life during his childhood. If you think I'm gonna write all that out you're a fool, but here are bullet points:
Takeaways;
★ He remembers A LOT MORE about Ancient Egypt with this memory
★ He now has a functional grasp of his magic ability but obviously can't use it anymore. Frustrating!!
★ Father dere
★ Mana dere
★ Remembering how to horse!!!! As well as remembering his own horse, who we're never given a name for. FINE, MAYBE THE STABLES WERE AN OK IDEA. WHATEVER.
09 ★ honestly the worst date ever
Takeaways;
★ Just fucking utterly hopeless until you throw GAMES AND CHALLENGES!!! into the mix. Then it's fine.
★ Yugi is a devious lil shit with bad fashion sense (but priority #1 remains Yugi at all times)
★ It was Anzu's influence that kicked his ass out of just going with the status quo, for better or for worse
★ ANZU IS!!! SUCH A GOOD GIRL!!!!!!
★ Fuck that DDR guy.
10 ★ and then there's this guy
Takeaways;
★ We're not talking about Intensity's ancient Egypt doppelganger literally ever, thanks
★ Apparently in Egypt there were no card game fights, but real life horrifying spirit-on-spirit battles
★ Hotter Nine-Nine is a fucking shithead
★ Are the Millennium Items concentrated evil or not??
★ King just straight out of fucks, as expected
11 ★ an ancient egyptian duel
Takeaways;
★ Yeah, so, we definitely have horrifying spirit-on-spirit battles in Ancient Egypt, personal damage and all ("ka" and "ba")
★ Haha get wrecked Seto
12 ★ exploding air hockey
Takeaways;
★ ............... where to begin
★ defeat god
Takeaways;
★ SEE HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE TEAMWORK THING
★ atem vs. kaiba
Takeaways;
★ Hatred is a dead end
★ somethingsomething power of friendship
★ but also somethingsomething, the power of rivals